Matrix runs on WINDOWS

Programming Songs

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1.Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

2. The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

3. From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan

4. Untrackable bug --
aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se

5. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

6. And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

7. Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

8. Modem - talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin

9. Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

10. Local variable
Jeena Yahan Marna Yahan,
Iske siva Jana kaahan.

11. Global variable
Musafir hoon yaaron,
na ghar hai na thikana

12. Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ..

13. Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

14. GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

15. Hidden or Private scope Variable/value
Jaanejan dhoondta phir raha,
Hoon tujhe raat din,
main yahan se wahan

Donut Hour Sponsor Message

Bill Gates: Hi, I am a Mac
Steve Jobs: Hi, I am a PC
Scott McNealy: Hi, I am Linux
Linus Trovalds: Hi, I am Solaris

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Steve: Huh, Not as good as vista man ! Vista rules !!
Scott: Gimme a break ! U guys copy from me. Linux is the innovator. Linux Owns.
Linus: Oh shut it ! Solaris runs the world. Solaris Pwns.

Bill: I'm hungry. Mac makes me hungry. Wonder y that is ?
Steve: Yeah right! Me too doood. I'm hungry myself. Vista makes me hungry.
Scott: I think its a virus which induces hunger in the users.
Linus: Ah ! The first symptom of Machines taking over us. They'll force us to eat until we explode and take over our world.

Neo: Oracle told me about this. Our only chance of survival is by eating a donut which contians the antidote. I am "THE ONE" and I will make those donuts tonight.

All those who are infected by this cross-platform virus must come and get treated at Comp Sci lounge on friday 19th Sep 2008 at 3:30. Vaccination is the only cure.

Abhishek Dhamija


P.S. - Please dont tell anyone that Neo works at Dunkin Donuts.

Revenge of the Nerds - College Drumline

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Meet the Laptop of 2015

Like concept cars at auto shows, the computer industry designs 'concept notebooks' to imagine what the machines of the future. The 'concepts' may not come to market as-is, but it's likely some of their ideas, components and features will. Take a look at systems you might be using in 7 years. In one, a touch-sensitive screen acts as the system's keyboard and mouse, allowing you to slide your finger across the screen to immediately shut off the display and keep what you're working on confidential. Their associated image gallery includes a prototype for a dual-screen laptop.

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