1) They're useful. In this tech-savvy world, it's great to have a boyfriend who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself. They do save a lot of money on fixing computer.
2) They're more romantic than they're given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pictures of you, and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.
3) They've got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?
4) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it'll make you happy. They got all the gadgets required for remembering the dates. Technology does half their work for being a good boyfriend.
5) You won't have to worry much about a geek guy getting his "grooves" on with club hotties because, frankly, he'll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. A girl won't have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he'll zip right by them in a perfect bee-line towards the nearest electronics store.
Girl: "Eww. Victoria Secret's Models... They're so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!"
Geek Guy: "ooooooo..."
Girl: "Hey!" *notice he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: "What?"
Girl: "Never mind..."
6) They're rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won't care. He does too! They won't get pissy if you don't wear make-up or don't want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won't try their best to make you feel like crap.
7) They're usually very well-educated. Computer majors and the likes. They are guaranteed to earn good bucks.
2) They're more romantic than they're given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pictures of you, and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.
3) They've got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?
4) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it'll make you happy. They got all the gadgets required for remembering the dates. Technology does half their work for being a good boyfriend.
5) You won't have to worry much about a geek guy getting his "grooves" on with club hotties because, frankly, he'll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. A girl won't have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he'll zip right by them in a perfect bee-line towards the nearest electronics store.
Girl: "Eww. Victoria Secret's Models... They're so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!"
Geek Guy: "ooooooo..."
Girl: "Hey!" *notice he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: "What?"
Girl: "Never mind..."
6) They're rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won't care. He does too! They won't get pissy if you don't wear make-up or don't want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won't try their best to make you feel like crap.
7) They're usually very well-educated. Computer majors and the likes. They are guaranteed to earn good bucks.
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